why I thought you'd never ask here was me just sitting around hoping the twat brigade would storm into my comms device ~~~demanding~~~ my attention to right some wrongs
say no more I'll be right over
Edited (wait i dont know what phones are) 2015-01-15 11:39 (UTC)
There's need to come over, Draco, though I do appreciate your eagerness. Considering how many places on this ship a boggart might hide, that attitude will come in handy. I suggest beginning on the first floor & working your way up.
thing about boggarts is they can get into qutie small places so who better to go and ferret them out than a little prick faced rat like yourself
anyway you are the one who set it loose weve been letting it wander in the hope that it would track you down out of sheer attraction alas for you no such luck
Boggarts don't have a particular smell, anyway. I'd expect it to be staying near the more populated areas of the ship, but if you can't find it on 1-10 you may need to check the abandoned levels. If that's the case you shouldn't go alone.
We're [ surprise sirius ] searching the gardens labs medbay & so on. If you would rather go with Sirius & let me check the passenger quarters, that's all right as well.
You could talk about how related you are. [ sorry sirius ]
yeah doesnt that sound like fun and once weve exhausted that riveting topic i can show you this really brilliant little hex ive been working on ive mostly got it so the spots wont stay on your face longer than a week or 2
[Helpfully:] if you dont help us i will personally track down the boggart stick it in a room with you and seal shut the door and if and when you do manage to get out ill be waiting to hex your eyebrows onto your arse
and what exactly are you going to do if you do find it first malfoy boggarts arent exactly succeptible to bribery & itll take a great deal of work for your house elves to come all this way to bin it for you take your nannies even longer
IF you find it first do try to remember which end of the wand to point at the damn thing (hint: end that does not spark) & have fun
you know I'm rather sure the werewolf has his nose firmly planted up your arse already no need to keep gilding the lily about how much not an old money pureblood you are Black
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Are you very busy?
also group texts are a thing i'm sorry
[Not bothering with polite hellos but: hello.]
no ur not
constantly busy
so sorry
B)
B) B)
take your pick
but for merlins sake pay attention
this is the chance to right a wrong that youve done and i know youre so interested in that
>B[
here was me just sitting around hoping the twat brigade would storm into my comms device ~~~demanding~~~ my attention to right some wrongs
say no more
I'll be right over
jostles out of order
go on and explain to him mr lupin
there is no order, this is a cyber bullying free for all
Considering how many places on this ship a boggart might hide, that attitude will come in handy.
I suggest beginning on the first floor & working your way up.
I like that ~ symbol by the way. Evocative.
i just came here to have a good time
what the hell is wrong with you
i'm having a great time.
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go fetch
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so who better to go and ferret them out than a little prick faced rat like yourself
anyway you are the one who set it loose
weve been letting it wander in the hope that it would track you down out of sheer attraction
alas for you no such luck
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~~~~~~attraction~~~~~~~
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I'd expect it to be staying near the more populated areas of the ship, but if you can't find it on 1-10 you may need to check the abandoned levels.
If that's the case you shouldn't go alone.
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find it yourselves
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[ It was totally a pet. ]
We're [ surprise sirius ] searching the gardens labs medbay & so on.
If you would rather go with Sirius & let me check the passenger quarters, that's all right as well.
You could talk about how related you are. [ sorry sirius ]
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and once weve exhausted that riveting topic i can show you this really brilliant little hex ive been working on
ive mostly got it so the spots wont stay on your face longer than a week
or 2
or you could go it alone its really your choice
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if you dont help us i will personally track down the boggart
stick it in a room with you and seal shut the door
and if and when you do manage to get out ill be waiting to hex your eyebrows onto your arse
& thats just for starters
do we have a deal malfoy
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just
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I'm not working with bLack
you had best hope I don't find it first
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boggarts arent exactly succeptible to bribery
& itll take a great deal of work for your house elves to come all this way to bin it for you
take your nannies even longer
IF you find it first do try to remember which end of the wand to point at the damn thing
(hint: end that does not spark)
& have fun
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no need to keep gilding the lily about how much not an old money pureblood you are Black
he'll forget it all the same one day anyway
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Thanks for your cooperation, Draco.
I'm sure we'll have this sorted out soon.